How to calmly lose your sh*t when your printer sends you A "Paper jam" error

It’s estimated that 3,000% of people in their lifetimes have dealt with a printer with chronic paper jam errors. 17 out of 10 people will have nightmares about it. And 14 out of every 10 people end up in therapy after such an experience. Don’t let your printer ruin your life, try these steps below:

• Let your printer know who's boss by saying "hey I'm the manager 'round here"

• Give the printer a light tap and say: “come on old gal…PRINT!”

• Press the print button 7x more times

• Give the printer 4x knocks

• Say “come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, I really need this doc, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!”

• Take an inhale

• Press the print button 15x more times

• REMAIN CALM printers thrive off of fear; the more frustrated you get the more they won't print

• Shake the printer around while saying: “………..come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, COME ON”

• BREATHE, DON’T FORGET TO BREATHE.

• Dump a cooler of Red Bull over your head

• Press the print button at a rate of 60mph a second, until sweat beads are rolling down your face and say one loud exaggerated “C’MONNNNNNNNNNNN YOU SON OF A”

• The error just changed to "low ink"?

• Proceed to the below.

Call your acquaintance - yes that one - the only one - that has a working printer.