Updates From Your Loved One Who's Been At Home Depot So Long They're Mailing Postcards

[Dear Loved One]

11:00 A.M. - Just Arriving

12:30 P.M. - Getting Sidetracked

3:00 P.M. - Going Down The Wormhole

5:30 P.M. - Surge In Confidence Of Handiness

HOUR ??? - Officially Lost Track Of Time And Space

11:00P.M. - Adapting To The Environment

12:00 A.M. - Time To Wrap The Trip Up

STORE CLOSED - Stuck In Limbo