You're Not Gonna Cook That Are You?

Hey, I'm your oven mitt. I see that dish you're about to put in the oven - what are you calling it again? Zucchini chicken nugget smash delight? Yeah that one. I highly recommend skipping it. I know a cooking disaster when I see one. But you do what you want, what do I know? I'm just an oven mitt with a lifetime of cooking experience.

Just know that I tried. Your dish is currently on fire and completely non-edible. This is probably for the best. But again what do I know I'm just an oven mitt.